Monkey Breakfast

Imaginative play: This sweet monkey wakes me up with an alarm, asks what he can get me for breakfast, tells me they're out of pancakes (what breakfast place is out of pancakes, and really, what IS breakfast without pancakes?!?), they're out of waffles, they're out of eggs...but they have bacon.

But I'm vegetarian! I don't eat bacon!

Not to worry. It's vegetarian bacon.

I guess that'll do, Cute Monkey.